The door bell rang twice. Jumping out of bed in a hurry, I opened the door in boxers and an old Big Business t-shirt. He looked really nervous. "Sorry to wake you again," he said "Here, I think it's a.. video game?"
Handing me a package, he took a look down at my crotch area and cried "I'LL SIGN FOR IT MYSELF" before darting off in a hurry. When I closed the door and looked down, my boxers were still unbuttoned, leaving my cock exposed. On the bright side, I have a postman faking my signature on a recorded delivery, so that saved some time!