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I could do with some ideas...
and the possibility of more doughnuts.
like greed, envy, lust.. I'm just listing sins here, but you get the idea.
I love shoving my minor successes into the faces of failures, to embiggen my objectively crap achievements
I knew I wouldn't have to wait too long for this response
Ain't life grand.
sitting on my desk saying things like "What have you accomplished today?", "It's just not good enough son. Just. Not. Good. Enough", "When was the last time you showed an ounce of initiative? When I was your age I would have finished this work and gone on a half marathon by now"
new to CITV!
Starring John Sessions as Miniature Dad!
I'd watch that
What's that phrase about everyone being two or three bad decisions away from the gutter? I feel that bearing down on me like a weight sometimes.
"we're all two or three bad decisions from away from the gutter"
can't motivate me - i'm practically already there...
then not being given an interview for my own job
all doing star jumps at cars, doing invisible bicycle on the ground, singing wartime ballads in a cracked voice through tears
actually, wait, you know motivates me? pastries. I am going to buy pastries after Gaz's thing on Friday.
and the promise of sweeties
but I'm too weak and nice to do that so I'm motivationless.
And when I press "REPLY" off the main thread starting box it takes me back to the homepage.
PS I'm taking you down to Chinatown. yo
Or the potential to get laid, or do something awesome.
Or maybe just being in a good mood.
Seriously though, I think sometimes you just need to prevent yourself from thinking about stuff and just act on gut feeling, even if it means other people hate you for it.
will gut feeling get me?
does not guide me towards doing stuff. It makes me mope about doing sod all...
that my boss is going to find out that I blag about 75% of my duties at work and/or my girlfriend is going to realise that I'm merely a skinny bloke with an irritating northern accent and not many redeeming features.
lots of redeeming features..
won't make up for any amount of character flaws though.
in chronological order
Wants to marry Sarah Palin