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especially friends. pretty annoying?
That's a big word, sonny. Are you sure it's the right one?
Are they smarter than me?
That's a big word for such a little lady. Are you sure it's the right one?
I am but a weak small thing with only half your brain capacity. Hold me?
I just have arthritis
I was slightly aroused...
'slightly' is the maximum level of aroused one can possibly achieve!
That's also a big word, you ARE a clever girl aren't you! Bless! ;)
It's you HAVE taught me, and you're punctuation is terrible.
You're trying to run before you can walk.
but yes duly noted.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrgggghhh. I hate myself.
my joke is now bookended with other bits of faux-misogyny and now we all look like cunts (no pun intended).
Boobies and ovaries are an important part of that decision too, sweetheart.
Patronising people who don't even realise you're doing it, is so much fun.
or lack of. But in your average normal person with brain, meets vodka-bashed street urchin situation it is quite often amazing
or if they have, I didn't realise and nobody else around me seemed to realise either. I don't meet many people that have reason to patronise me, people I meet are either not that clever, or simply respect my intelligence.
You posted it twice. Nevermind, no harm done.
*pats daisy on head*
apparently it's just my default facial expression
Sounds funny, I'm using it. Are you a robot or something?
attempting to reconnect
Run from boot system 32 y/n?