I always suspected that he was a bit of a tosser
Surely scribbling his ridiculous name on a few bits of paper is a small price to pay for being the luckiest man in the universe - almost anyone could have done that drumming gig.
Two other things
1. I'll never be able to watch that Simpsons episode where he opens Marge's fan mail again
2. You're a 65 year old Ringo Starr - what are you possibly doing to fill your days at this point?