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I'd call it Cheeky Buddah or The Silver Rooms
VKs 2 for 1 before 11, all that good shit
the sex place
And Lil' John would've be the logo.
It would come to be know as Hums, as in "U goin 2 Hums 2nite, its gunna b bangin". U dig?
'Gunner B Bangin'
I was once handed a flyer for a trendy dance club night called 'sexy' but it was spelled SXE. Not only this but they'd used the straight edge symbol on the flyer (the one that punks draw on the back of their hands), large X with small s and e either side. There's no way that the people who put this night on could have known the significance. I thought it was pretty funny anyway, and also they had cheap doubles offers on the front of the flyer too!
"you goin' to Rip Klso Zivizik tonight?"
I know quite a few clubs with liquid in the name. Don't think I've ever been to any of them, and don't think I ever will.
That's a chain.
Liquid & Envy Aberdeen
Liquid & Envy Ashford
Liquid & Envy Basildon
Liquid & Envy Blackburn
Liquid & Envy Colchester
Liquid & Envy Crawley
Liquid & Envy Dundee
Liquid & Maine Street Halifax
Liquid & Envy Ipswich
Liquid & Envy Jersey
Liquid & Envy Leicester
Liquid & Envy Luton
Liquid & Envy Maidstone
Liquid & Envy Newcastle Upon Tyne
Liquid & Envy Nuneaton
Liquid & Envy Oldham
Liquid & Envy Peterborough
Liquid & Envy Portsmouth
Liquid & Envy Redhill
Liquid & Envy Romford
Liquid & Envy Rotherham
Liquid & Envy Stevenage
Liquid & Envy Swindon
Liquid & Envy Uxbridge
Liquid & Envy Wigan
Liquid & Envy Wrexham
All the glamour spots
A new place just opened up this week or something as well near me called Liquid.
nearest hotspot to slough
ah the memories
staggering off the dancefloor, face covered in blood, at the Peterborough Liquid.
"I'm going up Liquids" - or so a Basingstoke local once told me.
There's such a formula that you can just make them up one after the other and they'd be plausible: Purple Crush, Panther Lounge, Joi, Trash Palace. The names of any of these would be more than enough to tell me how much Eurodisco I was at risk of hearing.
every crap club i've come across has been called that
"karbon", "mercury", "Lithium" etc
I'd call mine Tinanmen Square
to try to bait the soap-boxers
ah ha.. ah ha... ah..hahahahhahahahaha
and you could use "come on and get TWAT-ed" for yr catchyphrase
Or a noun that sounds chavvy.
and anyone who abbreviated the name of the club (or used the acronym) would be forcibly ejected from the premises by my henchmen.
I am going to bump the shit out of this thread until someone LOLs. I'm not even fucking joking.
or Jumpin Jacks.
Oh hang on....
'Come drink to XS!'. I may have stolen this idea from an actual club I may have actually been to. *Shame*
After Lee Chapman
After Tony Yeboah
After Alan Shearer
(the 007 would look like 'OOT' in the right font: TITS OOT
Vodka Sam's (with a campy cartoon character of Vodka Sam, whoever that is, in a Hawaiian shirt and wraparound sunglasses)
Rum Shack (bamboo everywhere)
I swear this vanished yesterday