and now you need to write a ransom note. However, ransom notes made up of letters cut out of newspapers and magazines are so twenty years ago that you need to come up with something new. What would you use to convey your demands in the medium of a letter?

I would try and shape the letters out of crisps, and then staple them to a piece of paper. I'm not sure what sort of crisps would work best. Maybe Frazzles.