Throughout sixth form i wrote down the silly things my English teacher said and i just found the pages of silly things he said...amazing. Here are a few examples:

-Each idea is like a pearl for your necklace, go ahead make your own pearl necklace, that's right chris, get in touch with your feminine side.

-Act three is chocka block! You've seen pirates of the caribbean, well here's your treasure chest!

-Chris i've heard some bullshit in my time, but this takes the cake!

-You're all military people, go into the text like the SAS and take what you need and leave.....quickly!

-I just want to punch literal thinkers in the face...watch out becky!

Haha there are many more..did your teachers ever say anything STTOOOOPID!