i know everyone who reads this tripe always says that its just a bit of fun and can't do any harm. well, i think its a sinister and troublesome habit that any self respecting moron would know to steer clear of...

i've known plenty of people who have just started by flicking through the horoscope pages of the Sun, nothing serious like, BUT THAT'S HOW ADDICTION STARTS PEOPLE. Sooner or later you'll be telling one of these people something and they'll say, "what star sign are you?", and you tell them and they say "ah, yep, that makes sense". WHAT?? IT IS TOTALLY IRRELEVANT! Anyway if you tell them some star sign they weren't expecting they act all surprised "oh really? thats strange". I'm sure if you collated all these instances the proportion of ocassions where your star was predictable would make mathematical sense.