You play by my fucking rules. Eh you, get over there and sort out those sacks of Quaker Oats I fancy a bowl of porridge in a minute you cheeky little oaf. What do you mean I'm allergic to them? Is that what my Aunt Jizzface told you? She's lying. She had an affair with Norris Cole back in the summer of '69 and she said he was camper than a row of Mercedes Benz. The supervisor declared on Tuesday night that the nightshift are ineligible for the Champions League this season which has put a huge downer on Paul McCartney's mind, spirit, and physicality.