I cannot believe how sexy I find her. I think I'd prefer to spend a night with her than Johnny Depp [And that's saying something] But I feel she'd bring something a little more to the bedroom.

http://web.mit.edu/~awozniak/Public/pix/Dita_Von_Teese12.jpg

http://thebosh.com/upload/2008/04/02/_dita_von_teese_shock_lesbian_sex_video/DITA VON TEESE.jpg [it's not the video, just a pic - why am I bothering to say this? You lot would click regardless!]

I think it's partly envy. There's no wai I could pull off the look she does, much as I'd love to. I'm not curvy enough to be a Dita but not skinny enough to be a Kate [Moss]

Sigh. Men, perv. Women, empathise.

How is everyone?