I drunkly spilled water all over my laptop last night. Of course, by the time I woke up this morning I had forgotten all about it until I tried to retrace my drunken rambling steps online only to find a dead laptop. From what I remember, it was about half a pint of water.

Cunty cunty cunt.

This is very annoying. Hopefully it will dry it's self out...it works with other electronic devices. It's fucked isn't it?

The upside is that it's insured for accidental damage.

What a fucking idiot I am. A clumsy oaf even.

So whats the stupidest thing you've done recently?