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can anyone advise me on getting it out?
or it'll stain. And you dont watn your workmates seeing that youv'e jizzed in your eye do you?
thanks for that.
Happens all the time.
I miss you.
You're awesome :)
leave it there,and let nature take it's course..
Keep it in as evidence for when you sue the penis companies who sold you that faulty, eye-jizz-enabling design.
then maybe you'll get a few of them eye babies everyones talking about.
tbh, i think you've got other things to worry about now. Keep the beast within its cage
10 points for this entire thread.
P.S. That's stage one of the Angry Pirate. Did you at least have the common sense to follow through by hopping around going "YYAAARRGH!!"?
dildos are very absorbent though
This has happened to me twice, and it wasn't my own semen either.
I don't have it easy y'know.
gotta be warm