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currently touching your genitalia?
i am. i need to warm up my hands
on your lap. Or on a cushion on your lap.
Have you not heard about third degree willy burns from having laptops there? Also, it may make you infertile.
Sperm manufacture needs a cool environment - why the testes hang outside the body - heat kills them. I told this to some sleazy hungarian guy and the horrified look on his face made my day.
but sperm isn't actually manufactured. You're gonna have to make your own.
"Sorry Lads, the dream is over" *Closes down sperm manufacture plant*
manufacture/ production - its alllll good
I saw some pictures of mutant sperm with two heads. Creepy.
better than one?
two heads = polysomy (like a 23 (ovum chromosomes) + 46 (sperm chromosomes) zygote (the foetus). In mammals if this happens the zygote never devolops and is aborted by the body in a few days.
Intrestingly, in plants, polysomy can give rise to intresting wheat types, which can live and thrive in extreme environments (this is not intresting in the slgihtest).
In humans, our genetic systems cant even take a slight increase in extra chromosomal info. Downsyndrome can be a extra chromomsome and stuff.
* = a zyvgote with 69 chromosomes - this is unviable
think it might be bed time soon.
it's a start?
then i would be, yes
It's supposed to be Kyp, i don't have many ideas at the mo..
i AM ART.
and got up some crap about star wars.
more to the point,DRAW ME!!!
i have some easily drawn features.check out that nose.oh yeah
Erm okay, i'll draw you all.
but im insanely jealous of his facial hair.
Keep up man.
Your nose looks hard to draw..
people at work are looking at me weird.
maybe I should. My hands are freeeeeeezing!