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Google Chat Bot
I'm sure this has been put up before but it IS a world of joyous hilarity.
Basically type in a few words that might lead into a sentence or a single word and it collects the brain cheese of the internets and puts it into a sentence. For example:
"a hero is" someone who has locks that fit our keys and keys to fit our locks yourself if you are depressed index
http://douweosinga.com/projects/googlechatbot
go have fun, I'm sure plentiful DiSer names could be run through it...