Hi everyone. I'm stupendously popular funny-machine The Man's Daddy. When I'm not snorkelling for pigeons or reading the musings of my top friend Insincere Dave, I like to tell jokes. Here are some jokes. Jokes about the new DiS site!!!! JOKES!!!!!!!!

Q. What is the new site's favourite French cuisine?
A. Application Error (Snails)!!!!!!!!!

Q. What markup language is the page laid out in?
A. HTM-SMELL!!!!!! AND CS-MESS!!!!!!!

Q. What is the new site's favourite neutral shade?
A. White! And also Grey!!!