So yeah, night buses, they can be weird and have 'Ker-ray-zee' characters and that, yeah? Yeah?

Recently got serenaded by a guitar playing man who asked questions of where we'd been, then included them in his song.
'Crystal Castles' we told him.
'Crystal Cast Holes' he sang back. And sung about my drawn on in permanent marker mustache. Then left got off after half the bus applauded him. Then a older shaven head dude kept coming over to us and 'nuzzling' our heads in an affectionate, blokey manner. Yeah, nuzzling, really.

Anywhat, your turn. Stories?