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what shall I ask her? Proper and jokes welcome.
Why can't you open your eyes woman, is it a medical condition or what?
looking back on that offer you once got from a lads mag to 'get your tits out',do you regret not taking it?
cos ive got my camera here,you know,so....
Mercury just asked her hypothetically if it ever was requested, what their immediate answer should be.
Ask something nice and unassuming
Then rip that wig off and kick it in the balls
and say 'so then... the big question... just what IS your name?' and pull a really smug grin.
Bonus points if she swears and walks out.
I think she's possibly older than Duffy and the Pussycat Dolls combined.
'Why is your band able to make any discerning music lover's blood run cold?'
to have a number 1 record while only selling 42 physical copies of the release
do you consider yourself a great example of an inspiring female singer? Some numbskull in my feminist group seems to think so
(her,not the llama)
I'd let both of them spit on..... (abandon reply)
why she's so annoying STILL, I like a song of her? WHYYYYY???
"Well I'll just shut up and let you go, eh?!"
"Sorry, what was your name again?"
I'm meant to be researching but I'm playing my FM game. Bad. Was it the label trying to sell old copies on Ebay and they stopped them? I vaguely remember it.
Ask him if he's going to bother to learn to drum, since it's what he's supposed to be "doing" in the band, live-wise. He just looks stupid at the mo'.
tell her never to do Happy Birthday by altered images again. I have killed before and I will again.
this is a SERIOUS QUESTION I NEED ANSWERING.
I read in a paper at the weekend that flashbulbs make him have seizures.
this is all i needed. it also stops me thinking he's just a total prick.
she is not using her public voice to advocate the radical changes that this (and other govs) need to co ordianate to ensure that the essential human support systems are not brought down with the downfall of the economic system?
and does he think that by wearing those 'crazy' sunglasses, it somehow masks the fact that he's 75 years old...?
every public appearance for the last year while simultaneously looking a bit embarrassed, as if he knows how forced and shit it is.
it wasnt very positive.
she found my personal myspace account and pmed me telling me off for saying they sounded contrived.
i then started a thread about it on DiS, and in the course of the thread asked people whether they thought it would be possible for me to turn the situation around and sex her up.
she then pmed me on myspace telling me off for this.
in short: she's probably reading this right now
but you never know. Although she'll have a lot of research to do.