I felt myself getting stupider as I watched Kate Silverton on that Big Cat Live show. Laziness prevented me from changing the channel.

Other gems, "Well it's the circle of life!"

Why oh why do I pay my license fee for this pile of arse. Why do the BBC not only flog a dead horse, but repeatedly rape its mutilated corpse? If you put a "celebrity" inside the hollowed out skin of a sexually defiled quadruped, it's still just a raped and flogged horse, just one with added wanker.

Apologies for this.