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it's really good
that when she cuts herself she bleeds gravy
HER BELT IS THE EQUATOR
(c/o eddie murphy)
I FUCKED HER, ROLLED OVER TWICE AND I WAS STILL ON TOP OF THAT BITCH
SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON AND GOT STUCK
SHE NEEDS A GUIDEBOOK TO FIND HER ASSHOLE
she developed Type 2 Diabetes
that when she goes to a restaurant,she looks at the menu,and says 'Ok'
yo mama so fat she on both sides of your family
her BMI is higher than the average gate at KitKat Crescent, home to York City.
that after sex,i have to roll over thrice to get off teh bitch
she attended a performance of Romeo & Juliet and sat next to everyone!
the Daily Mail and Lorraine Kelly have embarked on a voracious hate campaign against her.
she was worshipped by early inhabitants of the British isles as a hill-spirit, because they mistook her for an actual, albeit flesh-coloured, hill.
that when she jumped out of an aeroplane,she got stuck.....IN TEH MUDA FUKIN SKY SON!!!
HOT SHIT GODDAM
why the long face?