Tonight in a club i was getting quite agitated by people barging past me, pushing past to get somewhere. After a particularly bad session of pushing i lost my temper, when one man pushed right into me, with a maniacal grin on his face. I thought he was dancing, but he bumped into me again. Havin had enough of this i said 'what the hell are you doing?!' to which he just walked past. Its only when his friend behind him said 'hes disabled mate' that i felt my whole soul crash down, and replied 'what?' something like david brent does in the office. i felt like the worst person in the world.

(if you dont know what i mean theres a scene where david says 'this bloke does a brilliant ali g impression' to which the other man says 'no i dont' and then brent says 'oh its the other one', the other bloke replies 'the other what?' then brent says 'what'. yeah something like that)