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what exactly are they hoping to accomplish by doing this?
do you regularly phone people at half past 2 in the morning? does anyone here do that? why?
doesn't seem to work with the new site
well how very innovative of you
then i'd actually know what the fuck they wanted to say as well
otherwise this smacks of vague myspace bulletin
what did they say? where were they? just for a chat? were they mid heart attack and thought you best to call the ambulance and give directions?
maybe next time you should pick up
she felt the need to inform me that she'd been shagging her housemate or whatever. that was a great phonecall. not only did the mad bitch wake me from a probably awesome dream involving robots and guns and shit, she woke me up just to tell me she'd been shagging some fat mate. great.
tell her you also fucked him.
and that he gave you an STD
this makes me happy with my decision to not pick up the phone
because i could never sedate the curiosity...i'd always have to answer to see who was calling
someone whose number i deleted several months ago
i think my stance on this is indicative of my boring life and the desire for it to be some lovely girl mysteriously calling up
'yeah...who is this...its two in the morning you nut'
'well, i saw you on the bus...you seemed quite handsome and charming...i knew i needed to contact you and heard someone say your name...so i guessed you were around 20/21,...so then i looked up all the michaels of that age in the essex area.... then i found tevery name and checked school records, which gave me a photo. then, knowing your second name, i hacked into your...etc etc etc'
that could happen couldnt it.
and you're in the homeland
"hi mad bitch"
"were you sleeping?"
"i've been sleeping with ______"
"you know, that witless chump i inexplicably hang around with"
"yeah me too. i aids'd him"
y'know? can't quite see that...
"hiya...ummmm...i've gotta get something off my chest"
"what.who is this.what time is this"
"i fucked my room mate"
"what?who are you"
"oh.ohhhhh.was he the fat one?"
"what?!...yeah,i suppose he's a little chubby..."
"oh shit.hey,best get yrself checked out.i had a SEVERE case of willy rot when i fucked him.you never know....."
"WHAT TO FUCK"
i'll save it for the next bitch who crosses me. peace out.
what did you do with her after that?
they called me but i didn't pick up
plus, last time i saw this person was before easter.
call them tomorrow and ask what they were playing at.
but half past nine in the evening for them?
yeah, that's it. maybe they're calling from a different timezone and they're confused. Jeez, helene, you're so JUDGEMENTAL
is all within one single timezone
They generally ask stupid things, like "do you do neuroanatomy", or "will I die if I do this?"
I rarely sleep so its fine with me
by this boring girl who rings at about 3am every few Friday/Saturdays.
"PHILBIRD, come out tonight!"
I just put it down every single time. I told her not to do it though the other day, and she hasn't done it since. Do this.
and they think it would be relevant/funny to ring you, as they're drunk