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party over here!
It was really shit and i only had about two eggs and they both missed.
i am at a party
but i don't like these people. they put on guns n roses.
go egg the shit of shit man
i've invited my actual friends over so we can put justice on and have a proper dance but they havnt texted back.
1. how/why are you on the internet at a party?
2. which guns n roses?
set up by the elite chavs at school after I humiliated them in the changing rooms.
But I caught wind of it, and, being the genius that I am, found out who had the eggs.
I had a class with him right at the end of the day. I snuck up and stamped on his bag repeatedly. Watching him discover it as everyone was packing up, realising his PE kit and entire collection of school books were covered in the remnants of four eggs = fun. He STILL DOESN'T KNOW I DID IT :o.
Well, kill whoever did it then ffs.
was a made-thing that never actually happened to anyone.
(apart from posh drama students on rag week)
egging houses was so much fun
sitting out the window having a cigarette and an egg falls on me. Luckily it makes no damage save for a few bits of shell. I look up and there are gurning cunts from the flat above who we'd invited to our party not 20 minutes ago. bunch of cunts.