last night, it was fucking weird.
I was at a magic show and the magician asked for volunteers. Everyone put their hand up except me, so I stood out and got chosen. I got taken into this room with the magician and he introduced me to his assistant. She was naked, and quite attractive except that she was bald and had no nipples. Then she suddenly ripped my penis off, leaving nothing but a bloodless stump, which she stitched up. She handed my penis to the magician who said he would use it for 'experiments'. I tried to grab it back and he chopped one of my fingers off.