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If only I knew who to blame for this....
I hope this it true!
With 100 being burnt at the stake, 75 involving waterboarding, 50 being of a spanking , 25 including the writing of lines, and 1 being a furrowed brow.....a 1.
to look for prices for my dream home's accessories, and googled 'dukebox'.
This place is bringing the world down, one spelling mistake at a time.
but when I said 'Mocha', I was saying 'Moker'.
Maybe I should apply for that sub-editorship (are there any military ranks to be typed out in the initial test?)
A jukebox, a pool table, some MASSIVE indoor pot plants, a bar in the corner of the room, that sort of thing. It'll never happen, but mainly due to my inability to save any of my HUGE wage packet rather than any other reason.
Unfortunately for you, I work on 'Rank & File' Magazine, the magazine devoted to the latest movers and shakers in the military world. This week's four-page profile of chris_is_cool's crab antics is a proper beaut.
Drill Seargeants Sampson's scorched earth carpet bombing tips in the last issue was helping me a lot.
I was searching for neighbourhood, and I just typed 'LBC'
and just typed Joeymahone
to work out what was wrong with 'dukebox'. Good job I'm not a sub-editor eh?
Let me know how it goes.
who reminded us on a regular basis that the British pronunciation of lieutenant is not Loo-tenant, but Leff-tenant.
It makes me sic.
I once got in trouble for sending flowers to a franchisee following his Dad's death. The message read 'congratulation on the birth of your baby boy'. And guess what message the proud parents received? I felt so awful.
when Baldrick sends the note to the wrong person.
"Yes, his mother's going to get a note telling her he's sorry she's going to be shot in the morning, while I have to read this drivel."