We've had numerous thread about funny status updates and the scary "Is waitin for her boyf to get her a tit job b4 the baby arrives" style ones.
However I have a friend who has the dullest ones ever, so much so they amuse me. Stuff like-
-loves the olympics!! just wish i was off work to watch it all the time!
-what's with all the road rage today?
-loved the Extra factor last night!
-is a bit tired
Whats the most pointless one you can find?