Uptown: Urbs in horto???
Uptown: It's what you can afford.
Uptown: There's nothing like being verbally assaulted by strangers out of the blue.
Uptown: There's nothing like being hit on from behind a flophouse fence.
(Uptown: There's nothing like a downward spiral into self-pity.)
Uptown: Ever tried heroin?
Uptown: Try not to slip in vomit!