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a dog sticking its head out of a car window whilst the car is moving at speed
walking into a glass door
2) grabbing the corners of their mouths and dragging them up. Assuming you're stronger than them. Try it on a loved one!
what me and my brother used to call it
when they're doing that thing where yo balance your chair on the back two legs.
It's the look on their face just before they go.
it's the realisation in their eyes
that instant shift from cocky and comfortable to panic and horror. Brilliant!
The modern office chair has ruined this.
not everyone would smile
Even when it's you. Because you know exactly what everyone else is laughing at. And it IS funny.
just thinking about it. Well done.
I almost choked on my lemsip
but they're not, and them trying to jump out again instantaniously, as if this will prevent the wetness from sticking to them.
puts on hand on it and then runs round in circles before letting go and staggering off sideways into a fence.
Gets me every time.
on the news and there's a massive delay, so the newsreader is always talking over the reporter and they have to both keep stopping and starting.
you put money into one of those chocolate vending machines and two items fall out instead of one by mistake.
where the panda was doing a flying kick and someone had drawn a massive cock to make it look like he was doing some kind of aggressive blow-job.
tripping up on stage while acting all cool.
who doesn't realise they've got a bit of food on their face
it makes me feel sort of sad and awkward.
Dolores: What are those assholes doing on the porch?
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Those aren't assholes. It's pronounced "azaleas".
A large dog running full pelt into a small child
(This thread is basically You've Been Framed, isn't it?)
then on reflection i can't decide whether or not the dog was thrown out,or just jumped.
if he was thrown,i hope the thrower has his balls chewed off by a cocker-spaniel
Do you reckon it died?
you can see him pushing off