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I'm stuffing tampons in my mouth to muffle the exhausting groans.
Craig Foley was giving us dating adivice last night so with that and this nugget I'm all set.
I'm the resident grease-puppy
down boy! in your bed! dont put that in your mouth!
let it go.
You're king of trying to keep your threads alight
and never with dots or doubling up the thread.
'guys....did no one understand what I'm saying, guys?....lads?....Shall I go through it again?....,''
This might work in the real world, but the internet is serious business
'here are guys...just incase anyone missed my wit from earlier'
i don't want to bicker while you are away....you bloody lad
Actually...I havn't updated you to that status. Do you mind being 'A friend of my Brothers,''?
you're still my best mates little brother if anyone asks
You just dress it up abit. I go right in with the dots...they act as a staple of my brilliance.
mine happens straight away, not 10 hours later....my lovely pickle.
I spunk Saxon weaponry
with dirty talk to your self.
'All over the face....theres a good lass.......hold your hands out........look into the light..........kiss the pink jesus...............,''
i think i may be sick
<initial swear word> + <wishy-washy threat of violence> + <self-consciously long word> + <'hilarious' anatomical reference> + <one final swear word>
Where's the wishy washy threat?
That was the point. I don't actually say those things....well, only to my goldfish, but not to actually people.
or should I say fake account
Im good! Its shower time now!!
what about youuuuuuuu?
I'm goooooooooohoooood and cold
Yeah its pretty cold here aswell! Winters coming up BOOO or yay... I DONT KNOW
do you not smell like shit any more katti?
say it again plz
Bit like glen