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LOTS OF MOANING
DAWN PORTER TITS
waterline spoiled it
FROM UGLY OLD PEOPLE
I don't like that the woman picked three lovers who look exactly like her.
We our planning our holiday to Germany's largest free love commune.
of no-neck Holland at an orgy. Gee thanks there!
you're all sharing in it too!
Dawn Porter is just lovely
This guy looks like he's wearing a star trek uniform
Star Trek Conventions: a hotbed of orgitastic free love.
That doesn't work
I'm getting better
I've got a massive hard on
Mr Sulu, enter me from behind
I don't understand Dawn Porter. I can't work out what she's doing that Jon Ronson was doing more than a decade ago, but with tits and ovaries.
it was like Theroux except we are the naive idiots and she is making fools of Us. What with her buxom ways and faux shyness.
it's a pretty reliable way of keeping yourself on TV
not to mention completely fucking annoying in that acutely girly, know-it-all way.
There's a whole commune thinking the same thing.
No wonder the men are queueing up to fuck her.
There's 20 mins of the program to go and frankly she can't just engage in an orgy for the next 20 mins.
It's the next 15 minutes. It's just one, massive hardcore gangfuck for 15 minutes.
Oh christ, I was right an' all!
There's no dramatic tension in letting herself be fucked silly this far from the end of the slot.
but she never lets anything happen to her. She just plays innocent and stands at the side.
IMMINENT OIL SESSION
good chance for a bit of foreplay
Wot he got to do with it?
There's going to be a lot of coyness/fucking (delete as appropriate) still to come, or I think we can all safely file Dawn Porter away as "her that keeps pretending she'll get her kit off at some stage and never does".
Hunter from Gladiators will not be best pleased.
Is everything okay?
against weirdos. Her innocent image is dead. And that's all she had.
I HAD THIS THING WITH THIS GIRL
What with all that oil/lube. Even just the littlest head.
you can almost smell the overpowering stench of cum from the basement.
"It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again." Were you trying to be funny or something, you sick fuck!?
PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!
I'm often reminded of Cartman whenever I see you here.
NB: This is a good thing. I think
I've just realised her speech patterns are those of a 14 year old, and yet she's only three weeks younger than me.
would never have done that
he got his knob out on that porn one.
it might be on 4OD
That is all.
Also: She was never innocent, everything she does is about sex, or involves her mentioning how she likes sex and the single life.
that was the whole selling point. She showed an interest in experimentation and being dirty, but never carried it out. A little bit naughty without being slutty (and pretending to be naive about things). That's what her entire careers built on.
Dawn does girls was the most disappointing thing on TV ever.
Dawn Porter: the Lous Theroux to wank to?
I see my best mate said he is in love with her on facebook last night
because it was on channel 4.
a very frustrating program