Ok, having a go at recruitment consultants is bit like kicking a small dog i.e big and clever, but this one takes the biscuit.

One has been hassling me for ages on e-mail and I haven't bothered to reply to tell her that I found a new job all on my own.

So I tired of her fifth e-mail today, I decided to put her out of her misery, informing her I had a new job and I started next week.

Detered? Not on your nelly!

"Where's the new job? Maybe I can help you find your next role"

WTF, I haven't left here yet, let alone started there! Bloody hell woman, let it go!