on sunday night, after having a bit of a bizarre day and after meeting 'THE' most famous artist in Perpignan (http://www.artiste-peintre-emile-mustacchi.com/), me and my friends happily trounced back to our modest hotel.
As we came in the door a man followed us up to the stairs, asking (as i assumed and was later confirmed by my french speaking friend) that he wanted to give us all kisses and...whatever.
So we indulged for a minute trying not to be rude, saying we had to leave, and so on. We trundled on upstairs, only for him to round the corner as we were opening the door, causing us all to scream and pile into our hotel room.
He then continued in what can only be described as some kind of pathetic stalker like tactics, knocking on our door. not once, but at least three times. every time he would go away, then suddenly we'd hear a knock at the door... 'Sil vous plait... SIL VOUS PLAIT!' or 'i have a present for you, i love you,' or my favourite, when asked who it was...
'c'est ci' (ci? kee? i don't know, i did german)
We eventually threatened to call the police and called the night receptionist, who then trawled the hotel looking for 'le Romain' (roman? romanian? romany?). he couldn't find him.
however, we did then hear the guy knocking on a door upstairs.
WHY? what did he expect from us? to come in and have a big orgy? weird. WEIRD.