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I'm practically a sailor
I blame my parents
Distasteful jokes ahoy!
"hey lads,meet this little cunt"
"god,how i love cunt"
but thats really only it.
i like extremes.
i dislike myself for saying it, but im afraid it slips out.
dont judge me for this
It feels good, makes me feel like a man, but I should do it less.
Mainly 'fuck' and 'shit'. I should cut down; it's not big or clever.
I met some friends on Saturday and they told me politely to watch my language in front of their two year old daughter.
I still think that the old woman outside Primark WAS a fat miserable cunt, but I probably shouldn't have said so.
I just never started swearing.
and I feel stupid when I do swear cos it's forced.
I like to think I use it judisciously for impact but I probably don't.
is casually slipped into my sentences
He's a fucking psycho!
because it was just getting ridiculous.
All the time at objects, particularly when playing computer games.
I've been stringing together filth in ways that I'd previously thought impossible.
Objects bear the brunt of my most foul language. If my PS2 had feelings it would've packed up and left me years ago.
I swear alot when I'm fucked off.
well not loads but too much anyway.
People like to try to make me when I'm drunk :(
cunt is used more than any other swear word, "lets get cunted" being a a favourite expression of theirs!
except i say cunt a lot.
i do not remember this. you probably deserved it though.
and one of my flatmates passed out on the pavement. GO TEAM 7!
They would be correct.
they go home early. real men stay out and vomit.
it didn't happen.
Real answer: a fair bit. Probably more recently than I used to.
So I naturally swear a fucking shitload.
i've just realised how bad my language is. i've been trying to tone it down but i just love saying cunt and shit so much :'(
A VICIOUS CYCLE.
In front of my daughter, not at all.
With my wife, some but not much.
With my mistress, all the cunting time.
poor guy. the first time i met him, i coughed and spat on the street and he shockingly stated that that is not a very ladylike thing to do.
it's fucking minging.
But I swear non-aggressively far too much, probably.
in a way that isn't "you're fucking awesome"
...or in any kind of megative way (other than pain, I'd probably swear at pain)
If with mates, then often. If with family, loads.
Not much tho!
but i don't say many other swear words regularly
it's dropped off a bti recently.
Me and my bro had overused the word cunt to the point it had absolutely no meaning left.