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I'm going to hunt down and marry her.
Something about 'bitten on the bottom' just had me in stitches.
Still wasn't laughing as hard as I was at the shaved balls thread, though.
but she's £7 million richer than you.
This is true.
Some people have no idea how to be rich.
at Sharm El Sheikh too.
don't like cars much so why would I want an expensive one?
but worst voice in the world.
'wants to buy herself a black Ford Ka.'
I'm just glad the money has gone to someone who really knows how to live.
Plum coloured new Fiesta or Orange Focus RS
so what, she's being frugal. Not everyone has to be rich and splash it about.
I thought about posting something similar but I assumed that Alex-In-Ciderland was joking, no-one can be this much of a cock.
let's have a little perspective here.
“What would I do if I won the lottery? Well, I’d get us both a new car each. Ferrari for me and a Nissan Micra for her.”
R-fact: I saw a young gooner of around 7 years with RUARIDH written on his shirt on saturday. I struggled not to smirk.
whatever order that comes.
unaware of the grief that will inevitably come with it. Theres stories of people recieving hundreds of begging letters and blackmail attempts etc etc.
there's going to be some over zealous muggers when our bra-storage secrets get out
Or rather, they give it to you in very small installments for about fifty years if you do
She's definitely not excited enough, this is to try and get younger people buying the tickets since the lottery buyers are getting older and older and eventually dying
It's all too contrived and calculated, this. There's a human interest angle (dog bite), one for the lads (ticket in bra), a line for the Express (Ka ambition), a line for the Sun (well, look at her) and what the fuck is that badge?
a new character in the BBC’s Merlin show.
over the next couple of months and all that money was worth nothing. She'll be well annoyed!
I thought this was another Rolo Tomassi thread.
I can't begin to imagine what it'd be like to win the lottery, what a lucky tithead.
from the last winner:
"I hope she enjoys it as much as I have. The win has changed my life for the better and five years on I now have my own house, financial security and a gorgeous family."
What... what happened to your *old* family?
it's the hot first year I just saw in the philosophy office.
She was about an inch taller than me. SO CLOSE.
I shall woo her with a bottle of dog-bite ointment.