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It's not very politically correct, but then neither should it be. Touching harmonies.
when citeh played that cypriot team last week, did they really start chanting "you're just a small team from Stockport" at you at 1-0 up?
i'm a Birmingham City fan. Was just speaking to a fella in a pub that said he travelled out there and they were singing it. If its true i'd like to commend the cypriots on their enthusiasm and lust for offense. He seemed pretty drunk though so i needed independent validation.
they always start well, but the fact of the matter is they don't like it up 'em. Reading are looking scarily good at the moment. We've had an excellent start to the season results wise, but we've been playing absolute shite. Thankfully though we've got a pretty sick attacking line up that keeps getting us out of trouble. I think losing to blackpool t'other week was a big shock to the system, but beating cardiff 2-0 was a good step towards recovery. We'll go up, but it'll be nerve racking.
YOU'RE GOING HOME IN A FUCKING AMBULANCE! (repeat ad nauseum)
This was on Soccer AM once, wasn't it? I think I saw it there. Still a guy slip'n'sliding it down a urinal always needs to be seen twice...I suppose...
chanted to Clyde supporters because we all know they're gypos.
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what will I be
will I be Alty or Northwich Vics?
Heres what she said to me
Wash your mouth out son, and get your fathers gun, and shoot the northwich scum
shoot the northwich scum
"There's only two Andy Gorams" when he was both fat and schizophrenic.
"you'll never get a job" on saturday.
First "We've got a pen and we're all signing on, all signing on" to the tune of Yellow Submarine.
and then later
"We've got a pen, we've got a pen, we've got a pen, we've got a pen"
St Albans in retort
"You've only got a pencil, you've only got a pencil"
ah the wit.
To sell cheap fags, and booze.
Alex Hleb whaoh-oh, Alex Hleb whaoh-oh.
Shame was a Dribbly McNoScore cunt.
"DO YOU TAKE IT UP THE ARSE?" etc etc
That or Sunday Monday Habib Beye
Sung to Jean Claude Darchville.
Save the whales!
Save the whales!
We're the famous Tartan Army and we're here to save the whales!
to Andriy Voronin.
Deserved I feel.
Hello, Hello, how do you do?
We hate the boys in Royal Blue
We hate the boys in Emerald Green
So fuck the pope and fuck the queen
Partick Thistle chant innit.
Fuck off Mark McGhee
Oh what can it mean
To a fat Scottish bastard
and a shit football team
I bet you can guess the tune.
reading sing that one too. well, they did a few years ago. i havent been since they got "good".
were singing that song on the way to Wemberlee before we lost to bolton. i think that may have been my first ever Reading game :)
when a girl says no, moleeeesst her
then post threads by their own club thinking they are the only club in the land that sings it?
Wimbledon sing the Champagne Song which I think was invented by us, although since I have heard spuds fans and others sing it
of him and loads of drunken leeds fans seeing them play in the european cup in paris (or somewhere in france?)
After seeing a sign for mushrooms in a shop window, they started to go round the city chanting
"WE ARE THE CHAMPIGNONS"
this is a rubbish story written down :(
'he drinks, he drives, he spits in peoples' eyes, El-Hadji Diouf, El-Hadji Diouf'. I don't have much time for Bolton fans but that was funny to be fair.
On another note, whatever happened to 'who the fucking hell are you'? I suppose it's been usurped by that awful Soccer AM 'WHO R YA' shite.
A personal fave - He's fat, he's Scouse, he'll rob yer fucking house, he's Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney
it just seems to have been mostly replaced by the sanitised equivalent, which is a shame. See also 'EASY EASY EASY' in place of 'oh this is so fucking easy' etc.
You don't hear so much of the classic 'you're shit - AHHH' now, either.
STANLEY STANLEY STANLEY STANLEY COLLYMORE
And credit to Palace fans for this one.
"You should have stayed in a burger! Stayed in a buurrrrrrrrrgerrrrrr!"
At Dean Gerken of Colchester fame.
john carew, carew...he's bigger than me an you, he's bound to score one or two...john carew, carew
OH WE'RE HALF WAY THERE...
Who needs Anelka when we've got Kanu
He comes from Serbia
He'll fucking murder yer
shit, he only plays when no ones fit, PASCAL CYGAN!!!!
FA Trophy night match a couple of seasons back.
83 minutes gone, Nuneaton 2 up when the floodlights failed and fog descends. 20 minutes later Worcester City fans start singing
"We can't see you sneaking out" in the general direction of where the Nuneaton fans had been.