I call it, "Morovac, A Missing Pig Foot"
Hile Susoped! I, the callipygist,
Avast; your lamiac sophoration.
They are the root that clutches
Your plaggy foal.
Bear you this charity? This aleatory?
Because, we are all the moob.
My book's out next Monday. Only £6.99 in all good bookshops! And some crappy ones too!