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about female genitalia and Dragons' Den, but I can't think of one.
and for that reason, I'm out.
can't remember it.
just in case you forgot about dre
sell your cunt and your insight into cunt to corporations?
<cue Peter Jones' Hate Face>
<cue Theo saying something about his kids' inheritance>
<cue Deborah's icy stare of doom>
<cue nobody caring about what she has to say>
<cue her making an offer just to get some attention only for someone else to smugly undercut her>
<cue james caan making that undercutting bid while stroking his beard>
<cue but not Duncan 'cos he never invests in anything>
<cue Duncan reminding everyone he was an ice cream man once while fingering his pile of money>
<cue Deborah's massive jowls vibrating disapprovingly>
<cue Peter Jones being amused>
The money is excellent.
but the bad part it it's all reamed out and covered in scabs and warts and flies.
I feel so sick now.
and should you ever wear a tie, have one of those knots which is like.. massive.