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appart from me....GO
Sad times :(
Ceer up! is what they would say to re-rouse my spirits.
i have not laughed so hard in ages.
mines my driving license photo
in a good way
you vikings,yr all the same
It takes too long on this computer to change and I can't be arsed.
My sister took this one with my camera when I was unaware on the phone. Exciting days.
pretty self explanatory really
passport foto for student rail card.
i now have a proper fringe though
20 bloody quid i wanted for a dress on a RAIL CARD!
they mean dont grin ;) not look like ur cats just died!
BUT THE DRESS
I climbed up the other bit to it the other day. It's lovely. This castle in it is also where i tried to eat sheep shit when I was 4 years old.
it's not new though.
you're fringe:face ratio is all wrong!
it's messy from all the moves i'd been busting.
some police fascists were there and they chased us even though I am so not gay.
I got a silly hat from somewhere.
My hair is really long because I don't know how to talk to hairdressers in german.
Was taken for a boyfriend who was pleading for a pic for his mobile. Hence it looks a bit smutty. Or maybe I always look like that.
My face looks veeeeeeery long.
Also apparent in the photo is the huge scar I have in the middle of my forehead from falling down drunk headfirst into a 6ft deep basement. Actually, though it can't be confirmed, I suspect my head landed on the corner of the concrete windowsill. I got off lightly with a spilt open head and 7" of scars needing to be sewn up.
Golden rule: don't drink white wine on chilly summer nights when not wearing a lot of clothes kids.
this was you??
You need to try this.
No, mine was even more spastic. I managed to stumble through a locked gate, across 15 ft of patio and over various potted plant boxes before I fell into *my* hole.
Also: your boyfriend wanted a picture for his mobile and you sent him THAT? Do you know nothing about News Of The World kiss-and-tell stories? Send him some nips, you prude.
He couldn't show the people at work the other ones! :-P
Had I known...
Lucky you. At that height the incidence of a lateral shift to the brain is over 50%, meaning you couldve had brain damage :S
On a good note though, its a badass story :D
You know the plates you have in your head, shaped like the inside of a clover leaf yeah?
One more inch and I would've split them open. It would've been brain damage for sure.
I had two weeks off work (my hair was sodden with blood and I had bloody stitches everywhere) and it took a little while to pick up some common grammar things (meat vs meet for example, I still struggle).
Otherwise I was god darn lucky.
The guy who rescued me saw my skull. *puke*
And then my rescuer who was a sweet 19 year old kid who actually looked about 14 fell in love with me and wouldn't leave me alone. He used to knock for me smothered in aftershave wearing his best newly-ironed shirt.
Arghh! Fucked up times.
and changes shirt.
This is further damning proof to my theory that everyone should have darth maul spikes as head protrusions, or at the very least, increased protection to the brain (some sort of fluid bouyancy perhaps).
I still stand by this being a badass story :D
I'm thinking of starting a competition for who can do the best photoshop of my profile pic. Its the perfect one to be stood next to ANYONE! The winner could have their work of art as my profile pic! I'm going out of my mind with boredom, I want my leg to work again...
different tonight if it was healed or never happend? :S
go to the pub, go to the cinema, anything really.
It's me being black and strong, along with my Olympian brothers.
DiSfactfile: DarwinDude took it.
Story: I like him.
with my bottle <3