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Is Cheryl Cole aesthetically perfect?

supersonic [Edit] [Delete] 91 replies 22:32, 28 September '08

I keep having daydreams of her being rogered on top of the X Factor judges desk.

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  • na.

    she looks too much like a boy. she's shaggable, but not aesthetically perfect

    haribo7989 | 28 Sep '08, 22:33 | X
  • not even nearly

    too_black_too_strong | 28 Sep '08, 22:33 | X
    • ^

      aesthetically perfect

      kevbizarre @too_black_too_strong | 28 Sep '08, 22:34 | X
      • I agree

        ChrisJabe @kevbizarre | 28 Sep '08, 22:35 | X
    • ^

      fucktherave @too_black_too_strong | 28 Sep '08, 22:34 | X
  • No.

    Just no.

    dark_truffles | 28 Sep '08, 22:34 | X
  • she's very almost as good as

    auders hepbers, but not as good.

    wrightylew | 28 Sep '08, 22:35 | X
  • By Simon or Louis?

    Zapsta | 28 Sep '08, 22:35 | X
    • Pete Waterman

      supersonic @Zapsta | 28 Sep '08, 22:36 | X
      • Danni Minnogue?

        lurchy2 @meandthatarmy | 29 Sep '08, 19:38 | X
      • She looks a bit silly

        yes_ | 28 Sep '08, 22:35 | X
      • I wouldn't say no.

        She'd have to stay quiet, though.

        poptimusgrime | 28 Sep '08, 22:35 | X
        • Danni's looking really rough no?

          kevbizarre @poptimusgrime | 28 Sep '08, 22:36 | X
          • She's always been rough.

            poptimusgrime @kevbizarre | 28 Sep '08, 22:41 | X
        • :D

          justanothersheeldz @poptimusgrime | 28 Sep '08, 22:36 | X
        • her voice is the best bit!

          and her facial expressions make me lol on xfactor

          too_black_too_strong @poptimusgrime | 28 Sep '08, 22:39 | X
          • Yeah lolability factor with her voice is pretty high.

            But not bonability.

            poptimusgrime @too_black_too_strong | 28 Sep '08, 22:41 | X
      • mmmmm

        I don't like her tattoo. Tattoos always spoil a girl aesthetically.

        Mehodor | 28 Sep '08, 22:36 | X
        • Her hand tattoo is a bit clatty.

          poptimusgrime @Mehodor | 28 Sep '08, 22:42 | X
      • She has too many tasteless tattoos and her chin is too dimpled.

        She should get them airbrushed next OK shoot.

        keiths_tele | 28 Sep '08, 22:37 | X
      • nahhhhh

        brusma | 28 Sep '08, 22:38 | X
      • Not perfect, no.

        Those tattoos arouse me though. True story.

        bamos | 28 Sep '08, 22:39 | X
        • there was a tattoo convention somewhere in the uk this weekend

          you would have been standing to attention for days if you'd gone!!

          kevbizarre @bamos | 28 Sep '08, 22:43 | X
          • He'd get a bit tired of saluting all that time though, shirley?

            poptimusgrime @kevbizarre | 28 Sep '08, 22:44 | X
            • :D

              kevbizarre @poptimusgrime | 28 Sep '08, 22:45 | X
          • Aren't conventions full of

            fat bearded blokes with pictures of eagles riding Harleys across scale maps of Kansas covering their backs? They aren't so sexy.

            Lady tattoos do something funny to me. I think I love the sort of women that has them, but could never actually cope with being with that sort of woman. Or something.

            bamos @kevbizarre | 28 Sep '08, 22:45 | X
            • See, Kat von D is sort of like my perfect lady.

              But a woman like her would never date a guy like me.

              poptimusgrime @bamos | 28 Sep '08, 22:51 | X
            • This woman

              http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MhshzuVnlsA&feature=related

              bamos @tartrocker | 28 Sep '08, 22:59 | X
            • Okay what about Rihanna?

              http://images.shareapic.net/images2/005673564.jpg

              supersonic | 28 Sep '08, 22:42 | X
              • Not in that picture.

                poptimusgrime @supersonic | 28 Sep '08, 22:43 | X
                • IN EVERY PICTURE

                  rihanna is so fucking hawt

                  too_black_too_strong @poptimusgrime | 28 Sep '08, 23:19 | X
              • you gotta be kidding me

                her forehead is ridiculous.

                fuck_this_band @supersonic | 28 Sep '08, 22:46 | X
                • Really?

                  It looks normal to me. Maybe it's my screen resolution.

                  supersonic @fuck_this_band | 28 Sep '08, 22:49 | X
                  • 1280x1024head

                    supersonic @supersonic | 28 Sep '08, 22:49 | X
                  • Yeah.

                    Then she tries to cover it with a fringe and looks like a baw:

                    http://www.wallpapergate.com/data/media/2361/Rihanna_21V.jpg

                    poptimusgrime @supersonic | 28 Sep '08, 22:50 | X
                  • yeah but...

                    http://vivreboutique.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/rihanna.jpg

                    fuck_this_band @supersonic | 28 Sep '08, 23:02 | X
              • attack of the forhead

                ChrisJabe @supersonic | 28 Sep '08, 22:47 | X
                • i vote this

                  http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x28/cottagechees/moarjx2xn6.jpg

                  kevbizarre @ChrisJabe | 28 Sep '08, 22:49 | X
                  • MOAR forehead!?

                    poptimusgrime @kevbizarre | 28 Sep '08, 22:50 | X
            • I'll settle this

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3I3mAnv9Rs

              tippimit | 28 Sep '08, 23:00 | X
              • That is going way too fast.

                Needs to be slowed down a little bit to allow a good perusal.

                poptimusgrime @tippimit | 28 Sep '08, 23:01 | X
              • Wow, this video is a comment wonderland

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                3 years ago id fuck her brains out no question about it if i had the chance. now though shes shagged that ugly scum cunt ashley cole so no id never put my dick where his has been

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                shes got a nice fuckin everything pal. would i fuck her? obviously yes, and i would strongly try for bareback lol!!!

                tippimit @tippimit | 28 Sep '08, 23:02 | X
            • i think her nose is a bit hooky

              but i'm deeply in love with her. When she cries on X Factor, it makes my "emotions" go crazy. She is a soulful human being, finding joy in beauty and torment in other people's pain. I reckon she's pretty amazing really

              Also she likes black people, just like me

              douchebag | 28 Sep '08, 23:00 | X
            • Oi, ladz

              http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p79/rossiwardle3/cheryl_tweedy_.jpg

              poptimusgrime | 28 Sep '08, 23:02 | X
              • Eurgh.

                dark_truffles @poptimusgrime | 28 Sep '08, 23:16 | X
                • Oi, u ain't 1 of da ladz, innit

                  poptimusgrime @dark_truffles | 28 Sep '08, 23:17 | X
                • BUT LOOK AT HER KNOCKERS THO

                  PHWOAAAAR

                  too_black_too_strong @dark_truffles | 28 Sep '08, 23:20 | X
            • Pasty-face

              supersonic @dolly_partson | 28 Sep '08, 23:16 | X
            • My girlfriend

              is freakishly obsessed with Flynn.

              Is he even that hot? Seems like a bit of a fopp to me.

              themighty @dolly_partson | 29 Sep '08, 18:36 | X
            • I agree: he's HOTT

              partly because he's got permanently ruddy cheeks but also partly because of everything else on him.

              crashinglikeamouse @dolly_partson | 29 Sep '08, 20:38 | X
            • she's lovely

              i'd very must like her to meet my testicles

              blaaast | 28 Sep '08, 23:16 | X
              • :DDDD

                poptimusgrime @blaaast | 28 Sep '08, 23:17 | X
            • Cheryl Cole is an awful breed of a cunt

              olegrich | 29 Sep '08, 18:04 | X
              • By association?

                dove_from_above @olegrich | 29 Sep '08, 18:07 | X
                • It's the whole package really

                  LOOK AT HER TATTOOS!

                  olegrich @dove_from_above | 29 Sep '08, 18:10 | X
                  • Mmm, tattoos...

                    bamos @olegrich | 29 Sep '08, 18:11 | X
                    • Not those kind!

                      olegrich @bamos | 29 Sep '08, 18:20 | X
                  • The one on her hand is so cheap and shit

                    The one on her thigh? Strangely alluring

                    She's got way too thin recently though. She looks fucking tiny on X Factor

                    dove_from_above @olegrich | 29 Sep '08, 18:12 | X
            • a challenger appears..

              http://a974.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/88/l_6b43033c13e063ac04f2dfb31e971395.jpg

              fishplums | 29 Sep '08, 18:09 | X
              • ho dat?

                lemonbrickcombo @fishplums | 29 Sep '08, 18:13 | X
                • dlowe

                  JustJay @lemonbrickcombo | 29 Sep '08, 18:15 | X
                • daisy lowe bruv

                  fishplums @lemonbrickcombo | 29 Sep '08, 18:16 | X
                  • ah

                    she falls victim to the 'touched mark ronson out of choice' rule

                    lemonbrickcombo @fishplums | 29 Sep '08, 18:28 | X
                    • yeah but

                      so did she http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i154/closetcupcake/Caperedlegs.jpg
                      you can't be denying beautiful women their mistakes - scarlett johansson just married one.

                      fishplums @lemonbrickcombo | 29 Sep '08, 18:31 | X
              • Who is it, fishplums!?

                poptimusgrime @fishplums | 29 Sep '08, 18:15 | X
                • see above bruv

                  fishplums @poptimusgrime | 29 Sep '08, 18:16 | X
                  • Thanks bruv

                    poptimusgrime @fishplums | 29 Sep '08, 18:19 | X
              • I got time for dlowe.

                Lotsa time.

                bamos @fishplums | 29 Sep '08, 18:16 | X
              • it's 2blacks missus

                doodthatkicksarse @fishplums | 29 Sep '08, 18:16 | X
                • oh shit wait no

                  i thought she was yer one outa crystal castles

                  doodthatkicksarse @doodthatkicksarse | 29 Sep '08, 18:17 | X
                  • Oh, I thought you were making a joke about that time

                    he said someone told him he looked like Mark Ronson? Because Mark Ronson and Daisy Lowe were meant to be going out one time or something

                    poptimusgrime @doodthatkicksarse | 29 Sep '08, 18:19 | X
                    • should have kept my trap shut

                      doodthatkicksarse @poptimusgrime | 29 Sep '08, 18:29 | X
                      • Elaborate jokes ftw

                        poptimusgrime @doodthatkicksarse | 29 Sep '08, 18:31 | X
              • Daisy Lowe

                is at least 5000 times more attractive.

                olegrich @fishplums | 29 Sep '08, 18:21 | X
            • from a girl's point of view

              i think she is very pretty

              jazzz | 29 Sep '08, 18:20 | X
            • she is very beautiful

              But she has a silly accent. I love her hand tattoo. She's no Carla Bruni though.

              nice_squirrel | 29 Sep '08, 18:21 | X
            • She is boring looking

              jakam0 | 29 Sep '08, 18:22 | X
            • she is actually scarily well formed (though too thin of late)

              sophiacherryx | 29 Sep '08, 18:27 | X
            • just looks like a doll to me

              creakyknees | 29 Sep '08, 18:31 | X
              • Agreed

                jakam0 @creakyknees | 29 Sep '08, 18:32 | X
            • Quick question:

              What order would everyone do Girls Aloud in?

              marckee | 29 Sep '08, 18:40 | X
              • chronological

                doodthatkicksarse @marckee | 29 Sep '08, 18:41 | X
              • fittest to least fit

                kimberley
                cheryl
                nicola
                nadine
                sarah

                fishplums @marckee | 29 Sep '08, 18:42 | X
                • WRONG! It's:

                  Mouth
                  Cunt
                  Arse
                  Mouth (again)
                  Cunt (again)

                  marckee @fishplums | 29 Sep '08, 18:46 | X
                  • Is this the order in which you penetrate each orifice?

                    poptimusgrime @marckee | 29 Sep '08, 19:40 | X
                • Nah:

                  Kimberley
                  Cheryl
                  Sarah
                  Nicola
                  Nadine

                  supersonic @fishplums | 29 Sep '08, 19:40 | X
            • well last night I was staring at the screen saying

              marry me...marry me...

              Yoblonski | 29 Sep '08, 18:42 | X
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