Boards

to places like catch and 93 feet east, at 11 o'clock because none of you got round to making dinner at any reasonable hour, and then being totally sober for at least the first hour and a half of being there, spending loads on shots to dry and catch up with everyone else, then realising that no-one in the place is having a good time, and you actually loathe 90% of the people in the place, and that you're not going to talk to or meet anyone new and the whole thing is a pointless exercise in wasting money.

need to come up with some new methods of socialising.