New 3 Series Cabriolet was tailgating me on the A34 tonight. I was forced to brake quite sharply due to another vehicle changing lanes without indicating. The aforementioned BMW nearly rear ended me, apparently this was my fault if the hand gestures I received were anything to go by.
I changed lanes to let her (for it was a she) pass as soon as it was safe to do so.
A BMW X5 then immediately started to tailgate her. She began braking as she approached a roundabout at which point the X5 hit her car and they both ploughed into the safety barrier. Not hard enough to injure them badly, but just enough to fuck up both of their vehicles.
There is a God up there and he thinks that BMW drivers are cunts too.