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seriously, it's bugging me.
and thus is miscast in films. any films.
The rock and Con Air aren't that bad. Not as bad as the other shit he puts his name to >
Bangkok Dangerous, Ghostrider, Fast and Furious 1+2, that fucking...'Rewind' or whatever where he can freeze time and shit!
I must be confusing him for that other shit bastard Vin Diesel!
I'm sure The Cage is in one of them.
Just as bad.
The Wickerman remake was gurnworthy, and he for no reason HAD to hit a woman in it.
probably my top cinema highlight of that year
That's not the only woman he hits in it, but by far the most hilarious to watch
I suppose Cage makes up for his limited skills by hitting women and being the same character in every film he's in
don't condone hitting wimmins, but am rather perplexed by Cage's neccessity to do so
Like, hilariously good/bad moments.
"NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! I LOVE MY EYES! MY EYES!"
amazing in the literal sense, in that i'm amazing they actually screened it.
He's rubbish, so it's not miscasting. It's just him. Being RUBBISH!
but i think a lot of other people could have been better. Saying all this, Raising Arizona was my favourite film when i was about 10 :D
oscar? the karate kids girlfriend? huh?