1. So I was walking along, it was all nice outside and this little old lady was walking past so I smiled and said "heya!" as you do. She said heya and then stopped me to tell me my earphones look like lovely earrings. I LOLed. And then, upon closer inspection I discovered that she had, and I swear to god, A FULL BLOWN BEARD. Like it was patchy and everything but she had clumps of facial hair that were at least 6cm long! That was kind of freaky actually.
2. I walked into a lamppost and it REALLY hurt
3. Got a book from amazon delivered. Score!
5. I got to listen to baby chicks chirping before they were killed with CO2. Well actually that was kinda :(
What made your day?