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Moustaches
Really geeks don't grow them if you have a weak chin, you look like some sort of awkward sub-terrier especially if you haven't got dark hair. At least try and go for the Midge Ure style should you decide to keep your bum fluff growing OR the Polish dock worker soup stainer type.
Seriously some people sometimes need to hear the word 'no' once or twice in their lives.
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