Better get this down before I forget! So I go into my local and zapsta and constellation is sitting there. I say hi, introduce myself etc. At the table constellation has this dirty magazine with pictures of her in it and she's showing them off. Racing stripe muff and everything.
Anyway, along comes Robert Downey Jr and he's wearing black makeup and he's talking like a black man. I'm pleased to see him. Along comes two black guys and they take massive offense to Robert and they start a brawl. It's pretty equal. We help him out but waiting round the corner are like 6 other guys acting like they're normal guys. We get into a big brawl with them and there's glass bottles and pipes and everything.
The brawl continues in my granny's house for some reason and my budgie is there going mental trying to avoid bricks being thrown and everything. And so right when I throw a broken bottle at someone's face I wake up.
That was mental.