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I'll post the winner.
Lloyds TSB rescued HBOS.....well....get this.....they outsourced their hong kong operations to Wachovia, boom boom (bust bust)
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
From Dalkin | 25 Sep '08, 12:46 | Reply
i cant even remember what mine was.
*wink wink nudge nudge*
and i remember it being really racist.
I still to this day don't know where I first heard that joke.
What's pink and smells like Holly?
Ian Huntley's cock.
That's the worst taste joke ever.
From ehwhat | 29 Sep '08, 17:53 | Reply
Why did Stevie Wonder fail his driving test?
From thommo | 25 Sep '08, 12:49 | Reply
what's the difference between madeleine mcann and madeleine mccann jokes?
madeleine mccann jokes get old
From shrewbie | 25 Sep '08, 19:03 | Reply
What do you call a black abortion clinic.
I'll leave now...
From fullerov | 25 Sep '08, 12:46 | Reply
so i heard about that thing with the woman who drowned her disabled daughter in the bath.
surely there are easier ways to make vegetable soup?
From fishplums | 25 Sep '08, 03:14 | Reply
q: what's worse than finding one dead baby in one bin?
a: finding one dead baby in several bins.
q: what's worse than letting michael jackson babysit your children?
a: letting the mccanns take them on holiday.
q: what's worse than letting the mccanns take your children on holiday?
a: letting ian huntley bathe them.
q: what's the difference between a baby and a rock?
a: you can't fuck a rock.
q: how do you know a frenchman's been in your back garden?
a: your bin's empty and your dog's pregnant.
a man wakes up in hospital after stepping on a landmine. he says, 'doc, i can't feel my legs.' the doctor replies: 'that's because we amputated your arms.'
From brother_moiph_mkII | 25 Sep '08, 02:40 | Reply
how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
to get to the other side.
From josh | 25 Sep '08, 02:12 | Reply
Q) What is the no.1 cause of paedophilia?
A) Sexy kids.
From Alex-in-Ciderland | 25 Sep '08, 02:08 | Reply
I'm not a racist - racism is a crime, and crime is for Black people.
From anydange | 25 Sep '08, 01:58 | Reply
but David Berman told it at Silver Jews show so it automatically get indie cred points:
Girl is burglarizing dude's house when the guy comes home. She sez "if you don't call the police I'll have sex with you."
Guy sez "ok" they go into bedroom and guy tries and tries but can't. Tries again but still can't. He sez, "i'm sorry but looks like I'm going to have to call the police."
Good one, dave!