These hips don't lie. It will make all your lonely housewife fantasies a REALITY. Particularly if you fantasise about corny American TV shoes with memorable theme tunes. (Which, as I understand it, you do)

and look moody when you've got short hair.

makes ALL the difference. For an example: Keanu Reeves in Bill and Ted v. Keanu Reeves in Speed. In the former, he's a dumbass playing guitar - in the latter, he's a dumbass saving a bus. Katharine Hepburn never knew such range.

was in Lost In Space though were they