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My favourite quote is probably;
"Personal choice is the magic of the jacket potato."
In my first year at university I went shopping with a girl who asked me if we had a pre-heated oven.
I imagine, as was my want in those days.
A massive posho also asked me if he needed to crack the egg to fry it.
you just say inferior things?
No...seriously? PLEASE tell me you said no. And then watched.
Leave me alone, it was 1994, the lottery had just started and Resevoir Dogs posters were everywhere - there was too much for an 18 year old to take in.
However, I do remember a kid from Southampton who used to smoke in this Tesco branch and never got stopped.
"Coleslaw is a bizarre mixture of cabbage, carrot, onion and mayonnaise but works surprisingly well in the humble potato."
Bizarre? Has this actually been written by aliens?
"Grate lots of cheese, sprinkle over the potato, let it melt, and eat. You could EVEN cook up a can of beans, and pour them over the dish as well."