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but i'm wearing a celebrity approved sonic youth t-shirt. yay me.
She's a right idiot.
Ah, baseball bat I guess - you're right.
and truss her up and throw her in your pantry for later
she is smashing your mum in? Or Hitlers mother about to give birth?
spectacular, no hesitation.
I beg of you, in my name, to stand there awkwardly pretending to text on your phone.
there are e4 music studios downstairs. i see her quite often. never spoken though. until today.
Bad news: That means Sonic Youth are crap.
I have shit taste :)
NEED TO KNOW
that's the same height as me!
Does this mean I'm crap?
Just "cool tshirt"?
"are you going to the royal lodge thing?"
"the art show on the 4th floor"
"no, but i went to the opening, it's good"
"oh cool, i was gonna take a look later"
"yeah, you should"
"cool. see you later" (exist lift)
really, really think not.
LOVE IN AN ELL EH VATERRR
i'll wait for some future fortunate cigarette break. or just go see one of the many people i know who work in her office.
is gonna kick your ass x
if she reads this site.
i saw her a couple of weeks ago buying dresses in a little shop in manchester and my friends and i all did little internal cries over how ugly we are in comparison. :(
profile pic, a bit like Dawn Porter x
good work scarlet_apples!
give me your address. I have to hunt you down and kill you now.
You should probably go back to the lift.
then the balls
and throw yourself down the shaft
two Saturday's ago. It was amazing how everyone kept staring. Kinda embarassing, in a way. I guess everyone was pissed.
That’s one of the most elaborate euphemisms for having sex I’ve ever heard.
My girlfriend's taking me up the Oxo Tower.
you can buy them in urban outfitters...
ooooh kung fu panda you say? never heard of it. little britain? don't know what you're on about.
except that she's on TV
Is she the blonde one or the brunette one?
so I don't even have electricity
she really is very attractive, and it sounds to me like you could have said "no" you havn't seen the exhibition "yet", "mind if I join you? its much more fun making witty critiques of art exhibitions with an intelligent audiance" or some such rubbish (I know it sounds rubbish, but I can work comments like that)
struttin around thinking they own the place
it's a lift bitch, its mean to be awkward and claustrophobic and embarrasing, not full of free flowing 'oh la la le la' t-shirt compliments and stuff.
fucking celebrities fucking up the balance of everything. think they can just act how they want. pisses me off.
especially if you email a link to her myspace. Right alcxxk?
I like your little trailer on your website. Very Godard. Needs more smoking.
i don't think i'd make a very good famous person though, at least not til i'm old, bald and really pretentious. i don't "lens well".
she is a big fan of yours, creaky.
preferred his earlier stuff.
I asked Gary Lightbody to go for a drink a few years back. Infact, this story reminds me of a topic i was going to post.
to make a phony "Alexa_Chung" account and post some stuff like "actually I was asking you out - let's go for a drink, etc".
Not because it'd be funny, but because it's very predictable.
equates to asking someone out? it was a brief conversation in a lift, it couldn't have been less of a come on.
but that's what I was suggesting.
Maybe it's because lots of DiS people are lonely & frustrated like me, and naturally assume any contact with the opposite sex to be some kind of flirting game. Or maybe it's just a bit of fun? Who knows? The answer to this and a whole host of other questions can be found by sending me £20 and an SAE addressed to: Chris on DiS, His Office, London, UK
doesn't thinks she actually was coming on to you when, in facy, she blatantly wasn't.
but i strongly refute it
i remember something happened.
it was horrific and we all went away with egg on our faces.
and she's probably a lot cooler than everyone would like to think she is - she's my girl-crush. I saw her and Alex twice at Glastonbury and then saw her again filming for E4 down the Quayside.
Everyone loves celeb spotting.
Times New Viking T-shirt this week. clearly i'm a fashion god.
meeting her, or meeting her and her commenting on the high standard of your t-shirt?
She's got fed up of all the Scott Walker played at home and craves someone with musical adventure.
that thing she has a habit of doing on telly where she can't look at a fixed point, such as a camera, without going slightly cross eyed like Nookie Bear - does it happen in real life?
and endeavour to investigate.
i might have to bring out the big guns though, it might be slash-neck velvet underground book cover time.
Or was it like the first encounter hadn’t happened? If it’s the first of these two, you’re building what’s known as a RAPPORT.
You should totally get a t-shirt with one of those squeaky pad things. She’ll not be able to resist.
so the first one. then i choked and said i only have four t-shirts, and almost wore the same one as last week today. i'm lame :(
Every girl has one, and you’re hers.
i'm not telling you where that is for fear of being stalked myself. by t-shirt thieves.
inconsiderate t shirt thieves
they are already at it
so that he is never caught wearing the same t-shirt twice by the lovely Alexa.
i'm pretty sure Alexa Chung doesn't like anything
when she finds out she WILL NEVER SLEEP WITH YOU
(and the damage has surely already been done!)
bless though - live and learn eh!
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