A squirrel! Aren't they supposed to be timid?
I was sitting on a bench in St James's Park, eating my lunch, when this squirrel came up and sat next too me. It then proceeded to eyeball me before clambering onto my lap in an attempt to eat to eat my cold pizza (yes I know, don't judge me).
I then got up to try and find someone else to sit, but the only remaining bench space was occupied by a pelican, who was sitting there, admiring the view. Then I got laughed at by a man walking a ferret!
St James's Park = madness.