Best football story of the year until the Nigerian consortium buys the Toon Army-
"Real Madrid midfielder Guti has reported an alleged deaf, boxing stalker to Spanish police following an incident at the club's training ground.
Spanish newspaper Marca have named the alleged stalker as Jorge Munoz, who followed Guti to Madrid's training ground and ended up trading blows with club security men.
Munoz was eventually restrained and arrested while one of the security guards required hospital treatment - Munoz's lack of hearing obviously not impairing his ability to land a punch.
Guti was originally a supporter of Munoz's campaign to be given a boxing license but relations have obviously soured between the two and the midfielder has been forced to hire his own security to protect his family"